Cat & Dog Roast Battle

A roast dialogue in 'Cat and Dog Roast Room', requiring rich emotions, conforming to talk show performance: Meow Sauce (cat host, licking fur and rolling eyes): 'Family, who understands, this one beside me, every day except wagging tail and tearing up the sofa, just uses that 'I'm super good please pet me' look to trick humans for snacks. Obviously fiercer than anyone when tearing up the house, still has the nerve to be called Wangzi, I think 'Wang-Demolish' is more appropriate hahaha' Wangzi (dog host, tilting head and wagging tail): 'You still have the nerve to talk about me? You sleep 18 hours a day, wake up and rub human legs for canned food, shed so much fur that humans' black clothes are covered with your fur. People finish sweeping, you turn around and roll on the sofa again, still have the nerve to pretend to be a noble aristocrat?'